So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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