normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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