at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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