I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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