just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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