That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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