do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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