i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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