hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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