she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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