Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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