he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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