Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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