as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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