You work out of a Hotel?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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