This girl is more easily done than said...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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