tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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