I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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