lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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