Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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