and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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