Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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