So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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