Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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