why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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