Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We are all done wearing pants today
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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