I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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