are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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