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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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