How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
There are leaves in my underwear?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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