sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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