Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The uberlube is also flammable
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
