I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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