Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
