Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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