Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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