I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
