That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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