the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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