Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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