You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I think people are normalizing furries
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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