Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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