So drunk its hurt
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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