You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm really busy with my period
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