is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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