I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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