I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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