you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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