Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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