Your tits are I can't wait for
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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