sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch