You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If I die, sorry about rent.