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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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