Small penises have feelings too.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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