This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
