last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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