thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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