Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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