dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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