Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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